Grant, a contestant on this season of The Bachelorette, described his worst date as “getting lunch with a girl and listening to her talk about Harry Potter for 20 minutes.” Twenty minutes! That’s Minerva’s per-date minimum for Harry Potter talk. Below is a list of imagined conversation topics for a date with Grant from The Bachelorette.
1.) His Fantasy Football team
3.) The origin stories of his tattoos
4.) His imaginary career at the FBI
5.) How it’s pointless to read books when they keep being made into movies
6.) His upcoming float trip
7.) His wild trip to TJ… you really had to be there.
8.) His all time favorite movie, the masterpiece of cinema, Home Alone.
Well, Grant, as much of a catch as you think you are, the Minerva crew would probably pass on a date with you. Accio, next contestant.
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